And if you're on the NCC-1701-E just go to Ten-Forward and ask Guinan. She has find senses.
Sorry this is not DRY but a duplicate!!! As Jens just detected: I made almost the same joke last year.
Next time a new joke (hopefully)
Thanks to Amélie Soyer for inspiring me.
See Techcrunch: http://techcrunch.com/2015/03/25/parse-for-iot/#bs2Qqm:w95s
Update: Typo fixed (thanks Peter Gutbrod)